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• “Dolly belonged on both the biggest stages in the country, and on its ricketiest front porches….”
• Back to School
• Josh Shapiro and James Earl Jones
• “She looks like Rosemary’s baby all grown up….”
• “that’s not much of a defense….”
• “I don’t know what normal is anymore….”
• In the Line of Fire
• “I don’t know how anybody affords anything anymore….”
• “I feel most comfortable when I am surrounded by books…”
• Glen Hansard
• “There is a subtle difference between sticking your hand out, and laying your tongue on the ground…”
• “Despite our reputation as intolerant shitheads, we seemed positively charmed by the rest of the world…”
• Sixty
• All they had left was “We’ll buy you…”
• “Throw the damn towel….”
• I was waiting for him to smear shit all over the World Cup, and the man did NOT disappoint….
• “I don’t feel much like celebrating, to be honest….”
• “Do not ask who Norway fans row for. They row for thee….”
• “I’ll say it plainly. I never want to sit through testimony from another “sound expert” again….”
• “If in retrospect this is the first burp of Mount Vesuvius, it surely serves us right. …”