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• “There is a subtle difference between sticking your hand out, and laying your tongue on the ground…”
• “Despite our reputation as intolerant shitheads, we seemed positively charmed by the rest of the world…”
• Sixty
• All they had left was “We’ll buy you…”
• “Throw the damn towel….”
• I was waiting for him to smear shit all over the World Cup, and the man did NOT disappoint….
• “I don’t feel much like celebrating, to be honest….”
• “Do not ask who Norway fans row for. They row for thee….”
• “I’ll say it plainly. I never want to sit through testimony from another “sound expert” again….”
• “If in retrospect this is the first burp of Mount Vesuvius, it surely serves us right. …”
• “If hell froze over she’d fight these people on the ice….”
• There is low-hanging fruit. And then there is this…
• “If in retrospect this is the first burp of Mount Vesuvius, it surely serves us right. …”
• “We drank to each other in 1976. Today, we drink alone….”
• “The most viewed nap in history….”
• “Once this plateau of buffoonery is reached, what exactly counts as ‘News’ anymore?…”
• The Healy Portrait
• “He’s the mayor in JAWS who wants to keep the beaches open…”
• The Songs – Godzilla
• The data center beat goes on….