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• “Even Kafka on mushrooms would have a hard time re-creating a system that reminds me of the hedge-maze in “The Shining” were Nicholson froze to death while wielding an axe….”
• Temu-Hegseths
• “So the AI tech bros are going to self-police themselves. They collectively pinky-swear that they won’t kill us all because that would be bad for business….”
• “The Cornell rape case is one of those things that causes both good people and shitty people to double down….”
• “At no time in human existence have more people been more content, even proud, to be ignorant…”
• “As Phillies fans, our long nightmare will soon be over….”
• The American TASS
• Pig f***ers
• 9/12
• “I’m sorry but this sort of farce just writes itself…”
• The Iranian Mullet and the shrug emoji
• GET OFF MY LAWN!
• Lake Kid Rock
• “Dolly belonged on both the biggest stages in the country, and on its ricketiest front porches….”
• Back to School
• Josh Shapiro and James Earl Jones
• “She looks like Rosemary’s baby all grown up….”
• “that’s not much of a defense….”
• “I don’t know what normal is anymore….”
• In the Line of Fire