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Latest Posts

• “I’m sorry but this sort of farce just writes itself…”
• The Iranian Mullet and the shrug emoji
• GET OFF MY LAWN!
• Lake Kid Rock
• “Dolly belonged on both the biggest stages in the country, and on its ricketiest front porches….”
• Back to School
• Josh Shapiro and James Earl Jones
• “She looks like Rosemary’s baby all grown up….”
• “that’s not much of a defense….”
• “I don’t know what normal is anymore….”
• In the Line of Fire
• “I don’t know how anybody affords anything anymore….”
• “I feel most comfortable when I am surrounded by books…”
• Glen Hansard
• “There is a subtle difference between sticking your hand out, and laying your tongue on the ground…”
• “Despite our reputation as intolerant shitheads, we seemed positively charmed by the rest of the world…”
• Sixty
• All they had left was “We’ll buy you…”
• “Throw the damn towel….”
• I was waiting for him to smear shit all over the World Cup, and the man did NOT disappoint….