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“The other side buys sneakers too…”

October 31, 2025 Leave a comment

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A Quest for Fun

October 29, 2025 Leave a comment

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“…harassing the most harassible…”

October 24, 2025 Leave a comment

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“Could the optics get worse? You know they can…”

October 21, 2025 Leave a comment

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Talkin’ Woody Guthrie Huntington’s Chorea Blues

October 18, 2025 Leave a comment

Written and recorded in 2004, and presumed lost. I’ve been contacted at least half a dozen times over the years about this song. Well I finally tracked it down. I thank you very much for asking. May this dreaded disease be wiped away in our lifetimes.

Talkin’ Woody Guthrie Huntington’s Chorea Blues

I got this thing called chorea in my head
wanna walk but I fall down instead
folks say “Woody, he’s just drunk again”
but I haven’t had a drink since I don’t know when
besides…I only drink when I’m alone…or with somebody

My arms felt funny moving all the time
and sometimes my head didn’t feel like mine
kept telling myself it was the Ballantine Ale
and them jugs of wine on the writing trail
I prefer a disease you can sober up from

Chorea took my mother so it’s been waiting on me
us Guthrie’s got brains like them bourgeoisie
if you’re not careful you can get lost up there
like a poor man searching for a millionaire
I got more friends than dollars…..but I lose ’em both the same

Sent me to a hospital I opened the door
saw my reflection in their nice clean floor
don’t mind seeing someone who looks like me
but I do get nervous when he stares back at me
so I ran…but when you’re dizzy you go round in circles

Friends said “Woody it’s good you’re here”
then they’d slip out the back door and disappear
it’s like no quite knowing where you’ve bled
when you wake up with the sheets all red
I try not to bleed red anymore ’cause they’ll call me a commie if I do

A doctor George Huntington….he gave it the name
and all these years later it’s still the same
no cure but the patience of the ones you love
and the busy schedule of the Lord above
you can usually count on him….but’s he’s mighty slow

I’ll come clean…it’s not fun on the inside
for protections your arms tied to your side
I can hear you and I know what I want to say
but my brain no longer works that way
maybe I said too much already….it’s one way to shut me up

If you can’t remember how I died remember how I lived
and if you can find it in your heart to forgive
know that the piece of brain that had to fall
never affected my love for you at all
I’m gonna play this thing ’till they find a cure for this here chorea

written by Tom Flannery copyright 2004

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The end of Dennis Nedry and Napoleon in rags….

October 17, 2025 Leave a comment

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Is this what you signed up for?

October 14, 2025 Leave a comment

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“…we must suffer for our mania. Our highs are too high. Our lows are too low. Equilibrium does not feel normal….”

October 10, 2025 Leave a comment

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“They call it ‘Red October’, and yet again it looks like it’s gonna last less than one Scaramucci….”

October 7, 2025 Leave a comment

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Bad Bunny and the bosom measurements in “Whole Lotta Rosie”

October 2, 2025 Leave a comment

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